The False Alarm
Marcus had never been the kind of student teachers remembered. So when he wheeled his project — a tangle of copper coils, a humming battery pack and a glass tube that glowed faintly green — into the school hall, nobody expected much.
It was the glow that caused the trouble. Mr Pang, the chemistry teacher, took one look at the bubbling tube and went pale. “Everybody back!” he shouted, herding students towards the doors. Within minutes the hall had been cleared, the caretaker summoned, and a small crowd had gathered outside, whispering that the new boy had built a bomb.
Marcus, who had simply mixed a harmless fluorescent dye into warm water, stood beside his project in bewildered silence.
By the time the panic subsided, the judges had decided that any project frightening enough to empty a hall must be a work of genius. Marcus was awarded first prize for “Innovation and Daring”.
He accepted the trophy with a fixed smile. Later, a junior asked him to explain how the reaction worked. Marcus opened his mouth, paused, and admitted that he was not entirely sure himself.
1. What makes Marcus’s victory ironic?
2. Mr Pang’s behaviour in the second paragraph is best described as —
3. The “fixed smile” with which Marcus accepts the trophy most strongly suggests that he feels —
4. Through the judges’ decision, the writer is mainly satirising —